THE MARTIAN [2015]

NOT AS FERTILE AS THE SPUDS SUGGESTED


2015, USA
Ridley Scott
6 // 10

Can you stick together half of potato and half of tomato and still make them grow? Is there still any audience for an actual science fiction? Is 'not bad for Ridley Scott' all that we're left with? There's only one way to find out!

LOOPER [2012]

THE LOOP IS NOT ROUND


2012, USA
Rian Johnson
7 // 10




Can Bruce Willis pull off another time travel flick? Are future blunderbusses as badass as they sound? Is it OK for British actors to do American accents as a form of retaliation? There's only one way to find out!