PROMETHEUS [2012]

EXTINGUISHING THE LIGHT


2012, USA
Ridley Scott
1 // 10

Why? Why? Why? There's only one way to find out!

ROBOCOP [2014]

ROBOFLOP


2014, USA
José Padilha
4 // 10




Is bringing back old franchises a revival or necromancy? Is it a good moment to start ignoring every new reboot of an old franchise? Am I missing something? There's only one way to find out!

FRANKENHOOKER [1990]

IT'S NOT ALIVE



1990, USA
Frank Henenlotter
1 // 10

Where is the line between the so-bad-it's-good and the so-bad-it's-just-bad? If I drank a bottle of whisky would I have suffered less? How did it even get into my watch list? There's only one way to find out!

THIS IS THE END [2013]

WHO IRONS THE IRONY?


2013, USA
Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg
2 // 10

Oh god, where do I even begin? Is Seth Rogen the new Adam Sandler? Was I drunk or unconscious when I added this disc to the rent list? There's only one way to find out!

PACIFIC RIM [2013]

NEON GENESIS JEAGERMEISTER


2013, USA
Guillermo del Toro
3 // 10




Does every film need a story? Is it a good idea to target a $190 million production exclusively at illiterate twelve year old boys? Could it possibly get any worse? There's only one way to find out!

THE GREEN HORNET [2011]

THE ADVENTURES OF STINGLESS AND BUZZLESS

2011, USA
Michel Gondry
4 // 10



Why? Why? Why? There's only one way to find out!