MIDNIGHT IN PARIS [2011]

FOR THE FRENCH-HEARTED
(but not for the French)

2011, USA
Woody Allen
8 // 10

Are we one step closer to an ultimate Paris romantic comedy? Is any of that Parisian fantasy actually real? Rhinoceros? There's only one way to find out!

THE GREEN HORNET [2011]

THE ADVENTURES OF STINGLESS AND BUZZLESS

2011, USA
Michel Gondry
4 // 10



Why? Why? Why? There's only one way to find out!

THE THREE MUSKETEERS [2011]

SHUT UP, PLANCHET




2011, Germany/France/U.K./USA
Paul W.S. Anderson
4 // 10

Are the airships the way forward? Should we keep on pushing steampunk style all the way back to the Middle Ages? Is keeping the characters alive killing the story? There's only one way to find out!

SUCKER PUNCH [2011]

WOULD IT BE KNIFE AND FORK OR THE DESSERT SPOON, SIR?

2011, USA

Zack Snyder

7 // 10

Can you dance your way out of the nightmare? Is fantasy a good medium to talk about real problems? Dude, is this even, like, real or somethin'? There's only one way to find out!

INTOUCHABLES (Untouchable/The Intouchables) [2011]

DRIVING MONSIEUR POZZO DI BORGO

2011, France

Eric Toledano, Olivier Nakache

9 // 10

Have the English lost their sense of humour altogether? How much do you need to know about ear-licking? Is Maserati Quattroporte a suitable replacement for a wheelchair? There's only one way to find out!