IRON SKY [2012]

HUG A NAZI

2012, Finland

Timo Vuorensola

8 // 10

Is whitening a black guy worse than teaching Lord Greystoke table manners? What sort of gravity does the Moon actually have? Is the really cool cinema of the 80s back? There's only one way to find out!

INTOUCHABLES (Untouchable/The Intouchables) [2011]

DRIVING MONSIEUR POZZO DI BORGO

2011, France

Eric Toledano, Olivier Nakache

9 // 10

Have the English lost their sense of humour altogether? How much do you need to know about ear-licking? Is Maserati Quattroporte a suitable replacement for a wheelchair? There's only one way to find out!