PANIQUE AU VILLAGE (A TOWN CALLED PANIC) [2009]

A TOWN CALLED BRILLIANCE

2009, Belgium/Luxembourg/France
Stéphane Aubier, Vincent Patar
8 // 10

Can the difference between madness and brilliance be measured in bricks? How many people (including me) never had any idea what was behind those stupid milk adverts? How many piano lessons would you take to impress a horse? There's only one way to find out!

THE THREE MUSKETEERS [2011]

SHUT UP, PLANCHET




2011, Germany/France/U.K./USA
Paul W.S. Anderson
4 // 10

Are the airships the way forward? Should we keep on pushing steampunk style all the way back to the Middle Ages? Is keeping the characters alive killing the story? There's only one way to find out!

INTOUCHABLES (Untouchable/The Intouchables) [2011]

DRIVING MONSIEUR POZZO DI BORGO

2011, France

Eric Toledano, Olivier Nakache

9 // 10

Have the English lost their sense of humour altogether? How much do you need to know about ear-licking? Is Maserati Quattroporte a suitable replacement for a wheelchair? There's only one way to find out!