Friday, 24 May 2013

IRON SKY [2012]


HUG A NAZI


2012, Finland
Timo Vuorensola
8 // 10




Is whitening a black guy worse than teaching Lord Greystoke table manners? What sort of gravity does the Moon actually have? Is the really cool cinema of the 80s back? There's only one way to find out!


Wednesday, 1 May 2013

SUCKER PUNCH [2011]



WOULD IT BE KNIFE AND FORK OR THE DESSERT SPOON, SIR?


2011, USA
Zack Snyder
7 // 10


Can you dance your way out of the nightmare? Is fantasy a good medium to talk about real problems? Dude, is this even, like, real or somethin'? There's only one way to find out!


Tuesday, 19 March 2013

REPO MAN [1984]


AND PEOPLE THINK THAT 80s WERE CRAP


1984, USA
Alex Cox
7 // 10


How long can you keep dead aliens in the boot of the car for? Are the Rodriguez Brothers tough or is it just a sound insurance policy? Is the Repo Man Code something you could see yourself living by? There's only one way to find out!

Monday, 11 March 2013

INTOUCHABLES (Untouchable/The Intouchables) [2011]


DRIVING MONSIEUR POZZO DI BORGO



2011, France
Eric Toledano, Olivier Nakache
9 // 10




Have the English lost their sense of humour altogether? How much do you need to know about ear-licking? Is Maserati Quattroporte a suitable replacement for a wheelchair? There's only one way to find out! 

Friday, 8 March 2013

SCOTT PILGRIM vs. THE WORLD [2010]



A SYMPHONY OF GEEKDOM
(and it's a good thing)

2010, USA
Edgar Wright
8 // 10





Is geek culture a bad thing? Are curly hair a big problem in the summer? Is Toronto more awesome than you'd ever have guessed? There's only one way to find out!